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Costumes from Your Printer

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Re-running an article from last year because it’s useful….

It’s the day before Halloween; you didn’t go to any parties over the weekend, you weren’t planning on doing anything special tomorrow, so you didn’t think you needed a costume this year. But you’ve just learned that you’re expected to dress up in costume for work tomorrow, and you need an idea right now; something you can put together in a hurry without spending a lot on it. Relax! Your desktop printer can save the day!

There are a lot of costumes that require nothing more than an ID badge, a simple printed (or hand-made) prop, or an iron-on transfer. A quick trip to the nearest office supply store will provide you any of those materials. We’ve even made up a few downloadable pieces of art you can use to pull off your last-minute costume.

Here are a few ideas:

God’s Gift to Men/Women
This is an especially good costume if you want to be the most stylish and best-dressed person in the room. Get all dressed up in your finest evening wear; a suit or tux, fancy evening gown, whatever will make you look spectacular. Tie a big red ribbon and bow around yourself. Make a large gift tag out of card stock. It reads, “To: Men, From: God.” Enjoy the attention!

Keyser Söze
Find one of those “Hello, My Name is” name tags, and write the name of The Usual Suspects’ mysterious mastermind on it. You’re done.

Mad Men
A vintage-style suit or dress and a handful of home-printed business cards are all you need to become an executive at Sterling Cooper.

Empire Records Employee
empire_records-600x450One of the key props in Empire Records is the employee name tag hanging from a lanyard; you can see it in the photo to the right on the guy in the orange t-shirt (Mark). Here’s an editable PDF with four tags; each has a blank so you can type in names for yourself and three friends. Just click in the space above “I Work Here” on the name tag. If you have the wardrobe, you can dress as one of the characters; Corey, Gina, Mark, Lucas, Debra and A.J. all have pretty distinctive looks that can be assembled with little effort.

Employee at your favorite fictional place
Your inkjet or laser printer and Google Images can turn you into an employee such as:
Hogwarts Quidditch Coach
Bialystock & Bloom (The Producers)
Bluth Family Construction (Arrested Development)
Bluth’s Banana Stand (Arrested Development)
Schrute Farms (The Office)
Dunder Mifflin Paper Company (The Office)
BuyMore Nerd Herd (Chuck)
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
Tyrell Corporation (Blade Runner)
Acme Corporation (Looney Tunes)
Central Perk (Friends)
Luke’s Diner (Gilmore Girls)
Dragonfly Inn (Gilmore Girls)
Veridium Dynamics (Better off Ted)
Global Dynamics (Eureka)
Yoyodyne (Thomas Pynchon’s novel,V, and later Buckaroo Banzai)
Stark Industries (Iron Man)
Blue Sun (Firefly)
Initech (Office Space)
Chotchkie’s (Office Space) You’ll need a pair of suspenders and a lot of “flair” (pins and buttons) to put on them.
Queen Consolidated (Arrow)
Ferris Aircraft (Green Lantern)

Designing Springfield has a large collection of logo designs for many companies from the Simpsons. Just for you, we’ve converted a bunch of them into downloadable PDF files you can print, along with a few non-Simpsons designs:
Bloodbath and Beyond
Red Blazer Realty
Luigi’s Pizza
Ayn Rand School for Tots
Noiseland Arcade
My First Tattoo
Leftorium
KBBL-TV Channel 6
Globex

“Property of …” athletic shirts
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Pencey Prep Fencing Team (Catcher in the Rye)
Xavier Institute
Bikini Bottom Community College (Sponge Bob Squarepants)
Bovine University (The Simpsons)
Springfield Community College (The Simpsons)
Springfield Heights Institute of Technology (The Simpsons)
University of California, Sunnydale (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Faber College (Animal House)
Globetrotter University, Mars University, Jupiter State (Futurama)
Gotham University
Hearst College (Veronica Mars)
Miskatonic University (H.P. Lovecraft)
Shiz University (Wicked)
Wossamatta U (Rocky and Bullwinkle)
Marlin Academy (Malcolm in the Middle)
Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too
Pokémon Battle Judge Training Institute, Pokémon Trainers School
Sihnon Companion Academy (Firefly and Serenity)

baseball-tA standard 3/4-sleeve raglan baseball tee (available at any sporting goods store) and a transfer will make you a player for any of these fictional baseball teams:

Bad News Bears
Springfield Isotopes
Shelbyville Shelbyvillians
Neptune Sharks (Veronica Mars)
Gas House Gorillas (Looney Tunes)

Blernsball Teams (Futurama):
Boston Poindexters
Mars Greenskins
New New York Mets
New New York Yankees
Pituitary Giants
Swedish Meatballs
Atlanta Braves

Secret Agent
Remember that “Men in Black/Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” idea from the other day? You have a lot of options for that one; there’s a veritable alphabet soup of espionage agencies, both real and fictional, from which to choose. Whip up a name badge or ID card and you’re good to go.
NSA
CIA
KGB
Interpol
MI6
U.N.C.L.E. (Man From U.N.C.L.E.; Girl From U.N.C.L.E.)
T.H.R.U.S.H. (Man From U.N.C.L.E.; Girl From U.N.C.L.E.)
SMERSH (James Bond)
SPECTRE (James Bond)
O2STK (Organization Too Secret to Know, The Middleman)
CONTROL (Get Smart)
KAOS (Get Smart)
IMF (Impossible Missions Force, Mission: Impossible)
APE (Agency to Prevent Evil; Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp) You’ll need a chimp mask for this one.

NOTE: Remember that for an iron-on transfer, you have to mirror the image so it prints backwards. You can usually do this in your printer settings.

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